Extra-Virgin Oil

Hey, picture this: Kaiia Eve, this sultry masseuse with a killer smile, spots Nick Strokes shuffling in like a deer in headlights, all nervous and awkward as hell. She flashes him a warm grin and chats him up smooth, easing him onto the table to melt away that tension. Turns out, Nick's been a walking stress ball because he's still a virgin, clueless about chatting up girls—hell, it's basically torpedoing his shot at pledging that frat at college. Kaiia, always the pro at loosening knots, decides to crank up the relaxation. She offers to drop some real talk on girl-wrangling while sliding into a nuru massage, all slippery body-on-body action. Nick's face goes beet red when she spills the deets on the skin-to-skin grind, but damn if he doesn't nod yes faster than you can say 'eager beaver.' Clothes hit the floor, and Kaiia grabs that gel, pouring it slow and teasing over her bare curves till she shines like forbidden fruit. She dives in, pressing her oiled-up body against his, grinding and whispering tips to pump up his swagger. It hits the jackpot too hard—Nick springs a rock-solid stiffy right there. Lucky bastard, Kaiia's geared up to deliver the mother of all ego shots.