The Biggest Ending

Dave's glued to 'The Biggest Loser' one night, and bam—motivation hits like a freight train. Guy drops 25 pounds in just a couple months, sweating it out. But damn, that diet's a beast; strength dips low, body's dragging ass big time. Horny little thought crosses his mind: hit up the massage parlor, let some hands work out the kinks, maybe score that extra pep—and yeah, the naughty kind of relief.