In The Money

Devin's a slick banker, pocketing fat bonuses even as his bank's tanking hard. Recession's slashing jobs left and right across every damn department, but this guy's laughing all the way to the vault, hauling in cash like it's his personal ATM. And get this—with all that extra dough, he's slacking off more than ever, barely putting in the hours. One fine afternoon, he punches out early and struts over to Ray's massage parlor, ready to let those skilled hands work out every knot... or maybe tie a few new ones.