Officer Nuru

Man, Officer Vinny nailed a traffic stop earlier this week—busted one of those steamy Nuru girls for hauling ass. She flashed him that sly grin, whispered she'd make his day if he let her slide. Damn right he did, and she slipped him the golden ticket: the 'Nuru Massage' code. Fast forward, Vinny struts into Nuru Massage, and Asa greets him with that knowing wink. He spills the beans on the pull-over, all cocky like he's the hero. Asa smirks, promises to rock his world proper, then grabs his hand and saunters him straight to the bathroom for the full treatment.