The Computer Geek

Eric's got a plan to shake up his little brother Dane, the ultimate computer nerd who's never even touched a real girl—his only action's been pixelated pixels on a screen. They hit up this Nuru spot, and when Asa hears Dane's still rocking that virgin status, she flashes a wicked grin and swears she'll handle him right. She grabs his hand, drags him straight to the shower, and boom—no chit-chat, she's slathering on the slick gel for the full, slippery Nuru ride. Dane's floating in pure bliss, eyes wide like he's just hacked the matrix of ecstasy.