Nuru Guitar Hero

Marcus slings expensive video game consoles at the mall, but lately, it's all about dudes jamming out on RockBand and Guitar Hero—pure chaos, air guitars shredding the air, amps blasting. The noise drills into his skull, and he's been pounding pavement on those feet all week. So when his midweek day off hits, he figures it's prime time to kick back and unwind. Ducks into the mall bathroom for a quick piss, and bam—'Nuru Massage' scrawled on the stall door with some sketchy address underneath. Heart skips a beat. Those wild rumors about the nuru spot? Slippery, skin-on-skin heaven with zero holds barred? Yeah, he's gotta see for himself if it's the real deal.