The Horny Reporter

Kenny's this sharp local reporter, hustling for his newspaper gig, and he's all lined up to cover the massage spots around town. He's knocked out a few already, and now Nuru's calling his name—slippery, body-to-body fun. Kayme lights up like a firecracker when she hears it'll put her joint in the spotlight for free. She flashes him a wicked grin and dangles a fat discount on whatever wild service catches his eye. Kenny shells out the cash, and the sizzling Kayme grabs his hand, whisking him off to this swanky bathroom where all the action goes down. He snaps a few shots for the piece, framing the steamy setup just right. Meanwhile, Kayme's cooking up a naughty twist—something that'll lock in the juiciest review, leaving him begging for an encore.