The Shutdown

Everyone's glued to the news lately, right? Those clowns in DC shut down the government, leaving folks high and dry without paychecks. Talon's losing his shit watching his stocks somersault every time some credit rating goon hints at tanking US debt. Lucky for him, he's dialing up the ultimate stress-buster: Nuru's sizzling British blonde, Sienna Day. She slides in with those massive tits bouncing, her soft hands working magic, that sexy accent purring filthy promises. By the end, she's got his hot load splattered all over her belly – the perfect fuck-you to furloughs and debt ceiling drama. Every red-blooded American needs this visual next time the bullshit hits the fan.