Ok I'll Do It

Yo dudes, yesterday this 18-year-old hottie struts in, dressed like she raided a Disney princess closet, all primed for my magic hands. Name's Skylar or whatever—doesn't matter. Chick's obsessed with backpacking Europe, burning cash like it's confetti. Lucky for her, she's down to swap a sloppy blowjob for extra travel dough, just like the last one. I sweet-talk her, dropping my 'expert' tips on hot spots and hidden gems. Her eyes light up, realizing her big adventure's really about chasing some wild fun. Bam—she's on her knees faster than a heartbeat, slurping away like a pro. I seal the deal by bullshitting that tight-ass girls get deported from Europe on sight. Ha! Think I just flipped this innocent into a total vixen. Oops, Skylar—blame the continent! Steven